By MICHAEL MILLENSON
January
In a blistering commentary, the American Medical Affiliation’s flagship journal, JAMA, condemns the corrosive impact on affected person care of the profit-seeking practices of well being insurers. Individually, the group pronounces that it’s promoting the 13 journals in its JAMA Community to a personal fairness agency for $375 million “with the intention to improve our mission of selling the betterment of public well being.”
February
Rapidly following up on a marketing campaign pledge to slash the federal price range, the Trump administration pronounces a radical consolidation of assorted entities on the Division of Well being and Human Providers. The brand new group will probably be referred to as the Company and Bureau for Youngsters, Medicine, Explosives, Firearms, Households and Meals (ABCDEFFF). Reflecting the brand new president’s robust private preferences, “alcohol” will not be permitted in any company title.
March
Bipartisan laws demanding transparency from Pharmacy Profit Managers dies in committee after trade executives clarify that secret rebates to PBMs are like secret political motion committee contributions to politicians: they mean you can loudly proclaim you’re an “advocate” for these supposedly paying you whereas really serving the pursuits of those that are actually paying you.
April
Pfizer pronounces that its once-a-day capsule model of the wildly GLP-1 agonist weight reduction medication will shortly be submitted for presidency approval, and in addition that the corporate is shifting its headquarters from New York to Louisiana, a state with a 40 p.c weight problems fee. Coincidentally, Louisiana can also be the house state of Republican senators Cassidy and Kennedy, senior members of the Senate committees overseeing well being care and all federal appropriations.
Could
The brand new non-public fairness house owners of the JAMA Community say that every one employees besides one editor at every journal will probably be changed by ChatGPT. A supply on the non-public fairness agency tells the Wall Avenue Journal that OpenAI gained out over Gemini “as a result of our CEO is a Leo” and over Claude “as a result of no person likes the French.”
June
Controversial right-wing firebrand Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, lengthy the topic of rumors that she’s had beauty surgical procedure, is identified with a critical an infection after an unspecified process. The Home rapidly schedules its first listening to on medical error in over 20 years, however then cancels when the American Hospital Affiliation factors out the official time period for what the Georgia Republican contracted was a “healthcare-related an infection,” so it’s fully potential she unintentionally introduced the an infection together with her to the pristine hospital. In the meantime, with Home management telling Members they have been free to vote their conscience, a decision to ship Greene a “Get Properly” card passes unanimously after deletion of the phrase, “Quickly.”
July
Following by means of on years of guarantees to disclose a “actually nice” alternative for the Reasonably priced Care Act, President Trump on July 4 pronounces the “100-100-100” Make America Wholesome Once more plan. Consistent with the GOP’s advocacy for “skinny” plans with low premiums that encourage “shoppers” to “comparability store,” the plan will cowl 100% of any medical invoice for as much as $100 a day for a premium of simply $100 a month. Individually, Elon Musk tells a gathering of medical insurance executives the plan also can substitute each Medicare and Medicaid, enabling the federal authorities to chop spending by virtually as a lot because the market capitalization of Tesla.
August
Earlier than Congress recesses, a coalition of progressive organizations points a press launch declaring that every one fundamental well being companies, whether or not offered by authorities businesses or the non-public sector, ought to be “out there to all the inhabitants based on its wants.” Shortly afterwards, the coalition is pressured to make an embarrassing retraction after ChatGPT alerts the lone editor of JAMA that the coalition unintentionally re-released a piece of the report of the Committee on the Prices of Medical Care, fashioned in 1927.
September
The Enterprise Roundtable says its members are dedicated to enhancing the standard of well being look after all staff as a result of “high quality well being care is nice enterprise.” An 85-year-old freelancer for The New York Occasions notes that this was the precise title of a September, 1997 coverage paper by a Roundtable activity pressure during which an government for Sears, which on the time operated over 3,500 shops, declares, “We imagine that high quality well being care is lower-cost well being care.” Sears presently has a few dozen shops.
October
Medicare Benefit plans step up their promoting expenditures after public opinion polls present that no person anymore believes the portrayal of blissful and wholesome seniors enjoying pickleball as a substitute of writing tear-soaked letters pleading for approval of hip surgical procedure. The commerce associations for hospitals, drug and machine corporations and PBMs name on Congress to supply larger oversight of grasping insurers. The editor of JAMA resigns after ChatGPT writes an editorial extolling the deserves of MA plans run by for-profit corporations.
November
The Nationwide Rural Well being Affiliation says that within the spirit of the Thanksgiving vacation, its members will settle for dwell turkeys in partial cost of the medical money owed that now have an effect on 99.99 p.c of all People after passage of the administration’s “100-100-100” Make America Wholesome Once more plan. A KFF survey explains that the quantity just isn’t 100% as a result of Congress retained standard medical insurance for itself and prime federal officers and since America’s billionaires had opted for self-pay.
December
A Washington Put up editorial declares, “The underside line is that if we need to include spending, we must make vital decisions about how care is delivered, to whom, and below what situations.” Totally different chatbots differ on the place that quote initially got here from, however agree that if any people imagine the American public is able to make vital decisions, they’re hallucinating.
Michael L. Millenson is president of Well being High quality Advisors & a daily THCB Contributor